Saturday, December 19, 2009

Snow Update #2: Venturing Out!

Early afternoon today I decided to venture out of the house and walk to the grocery store across the street for a few supplies for tomorrow's dinner. Jenny needed some things too, so I treked to her house and then together we waded through the snow to the store. After just a few minutes outside, my hair was covered in flakes and little icicles. It was chilly but invigorating!

Here I am all bundled, with snow powder in my hair. You can see how high some of the snow drifts were by the dusting of white on my jeans.


On the way to Jenny's I spotted these festive, hearty little bushes. Their vibrant colors are a spectacular contrast to the white and gray that's enveloped us all day.



After the grocery store we walked over to James and Lauren's house (also in our neighborhood) for an impromptu Christmas fete. (Well, it was impromptu for me; Jenny knew about it earlier today.) This shot of Jenny's cute Wellingtons in their parking lots gives you an idea of how much snow we got. Their lot hadn't been plowed and I swear the snow came up to our knees!




My own feet in the same lot.


Check out the cute hat Jenny loaned me for the walk to James and Lauren's. It kept the snow off my hair and out of my eyes too!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Dessert Innovations


Ever get the hankering for a brownie? What about a pile of homemade cookies? Those are soooo heavenly. What will satisfy that sweet tooth the most? How to decide?

Now you don't have to! Satisfy those cravings with the amazing new C'Brownie (pronounced Kah-brownie)! My 8-year-old friend Liam and I spent yesterday afternoon experimenting with this most complete confectionary, a product of Liam's ever-scheming ingenuity and my experienced baking savvy.

The C'Brownie is the ultimate in dessert satisfaction: a soft, warm cookie baked in the middle of a chewy, chocolatey brownie. After eating a C'Brownie, you will realize that a previously unrecognized void has now been filled in your life. The sky will seem bluer, the sun brighter, the crabby cat lady next door a little less crabby--especially after you've shared some C'Brownie with her. Because the C'Brownie brings together two of the tastiest treats known to mankind--cookies and brownies--it has the power to bring together people, animals, nature, and maybe even nations. Yes friends, the C'Brownie is just that good.

The C'Brownie is currently available only by special order. Coming soon to fine bakeries everywhere.

Peace, love, and the C'Brownie

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Misty Morning on the Tidal Basin

Thanksgiving morning I got up early and went downtown for a brisk walk around the Tidal Basin. It had been raining during the night and the air was still saturated with watery mist. I took my camera with me to capture this misty, wintery morning.

The Jefferson Memorial looked regal, as always, when seen through the mist across the Basin.


Greenery among the sparse, blossomless, and leafless cherry trees that ring the Basin. The brown leaves on the ground took on a purplish hue in the damp light.


A lone branch reaches out over the water.


I love the yellow leaves clinging to the lower branches of this tree.



Vibrant red and green on a holly tree.


Light posts stand sentinel along the desserted path to the FDR Memorial.


I spotted this firey tree alone at the edge of the soccer field behind the FDR.


Craggy Japanese cherry trees bordering the Basin. If you look closely, you can glimpse the columns of the Jefferson Memorial on the other side of the water.


Another view of the Jefferson Memorial through the trees.


I loved stumbling upon these bursts of color in the middle of all the brown and grey. They especially stood out against the monochrome whiteness of the sky.


Bare branches frame the bridge that crosses the northern end of the Tidal Basin.


One more shot of the Jefferson Memorial across the water.


More autumn leaves brightly holding out against the on-set of winter.


Oh, how I love Washington, DC!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Procrastination

Procrastinate [proh kras tuh neyt] v. 1. to defer action; delay 2. to put off til another day or time; defer; delay 3. imitate M anytime something important needs to be done

As you can see from the definition above (from dictionary.com), I am a chronic procrastinator. I am not proud of this fact, however I own it as one of the flaws that has thus far kept me from being taken up into Heaven like the City of Enoch and all its inhabitants. As a child, my school projects were always late-night affairs, a situation that didn't change much in high school and only marginally improved in college for short bursts. And while I've become much more self-disciplined since entering the work force as an adult, I still struggle with a sort of atrophy and ADD that leads me to waste time checking my email and blog stalking (and blog posting--cha-ching!) for hours instead of productively doing my home work or cleaning out that closet in my bedroom.

Apparently I need the threat of a deadline looming over my head in order to be truly motivated.

This past week my procrastination attained a new personal best, when I waited until Tuesday afternoon to start writing a paper that was due in class Tuesday night. Even better, when I woke up that morning, I wasn't quite sure what I wanted to write about. I had spent all Monday evening "studying" and "preparing" for my paper, and while I had done legitimate reading for class, I had nothing to show for all the "mental prep" I'd done on my paper.

Tuesday afternoon at work, I covertly spent a couple of hours writing my paper. At 4pm, I left work (to beat the traffic) and raced home so I could work on it for another 90 minutes before I had to leave for class. I completed the paper literally in the nick of time: I finished writing it at 6:29 and had to leave for campus (where I still had to print it out at the library) at 6:30. (How it is that I am a functioning adult who makes a good living and yet still does not have a printer at home is another story.) Thankfully, the paper only had to be three pages long and was more of an observational analysis than a proper research paper. Otherwise, I would have been completely hosed.

Oh my but that is shameful! Waiting until the day of to start the paper! Really?! This procrastination thing has got to go!

Eh, maybe I'll get rid of it tomorrow. I still have some blogs to read tonight.

Monday, November 9, 2009

What I'm Grateful For Today

Today at work I was having a good day, so around noon, I sent an email to some friends and family members listing a few things that I was grateful for at that moment. Thought I'd repeat it here to really capture the moment. I loved getting responses from some of those who'd received my note, telling me what they were grateful for today too.

1. Delicious sweet pineapple I brought to work for a snack
2. A window next to my desk
3. Spring-like temps today
4. Good health
5. My broken toe has finally healed enough that I can wear my favorite foxy dress shoes again!
6. A productive morning
7. Our front office secretary/office manager paying me a compliment after our daily team meeting this morning: she said I have a very calm and confident demeanor :)

I'd love to know what's been good in your day today.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

My Favorite Things

Sorry I've been MIA for so long guys. Life has been really busy the past few weeks and blog posting has fallen to the bottom of the priority list. Luckily, blog reading has continued unabated, which is how I found this cute blog all about favorites. Every post is about something the blogger has discovered or seen or experienced and absolutely loved. (Similar to my "Things I Like" posts.)

I thought I'd borrow that idea and write about a few of my faves at the moment.

Having a window at work is my fave.
Watching "Dancing with the Stars" every Monday night is my fave.
Riding over crunchy autumn leaves with my bike is my fave.
Unseasonably warm October weather is my fave.
Swinging "spider-style" with one of my nephews at the park this evening is my fave.
Hearing my nieces and nephews giggle is my fave.
This awesome new Halloween t-shirt I'm wearing right now is my fave (kindly hemmed by my sister--she's my fave too).

Leave a comment to tell me about some of your faves.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Thankful For

Hello Hearty Readers,

Check out this uplifting website brought to my attention by Ben. It's called Thankfulfor and it's all about gratitude. It allows you to post what you're thankful for at any given moment, and links into Twitter as well.

In the spirit of that website, here are some things I'm thankful for today:
1. Waking up this morning with no alarm clock.
2. The cozy new sweater I'm wearing today.
3. The option to stay home and study (or blog hee hee) instead of going to work on this government holiday.
4. Leftover pizza from Pulcinella (mmm, prosciutto!).
5. Last night's delicious dinner and engaging conversation at Heidi and Kal's new pad.
6. Only a few days left until I get to see my sister's eat-'em-with-a-spoon adorable kids!
7. Well-functioning heating and plumbing.
8. The friendly cashier at the grocery store this morning.
9. "Dancing with the Stars" is on tonight!
10. Great friends like Ben who remind me of what is important in life.

What are you thankful for today?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Divine Coincidence

Lemme tell ya, I had a pretty rotten conversation at work today with one of my bosses, one of those conversations that makes you want to go home, put on your pajamas, and watch reruns of "Who's the Boss" while consuming large amounts of mint chocolate-chip ice cream. It left me feeling deflated and discouraged for the rest of the day.

On the way home, I crept and crawled along the highway with the thousands of other commuters, finally exiting at the first possible chance to take an alternate route home (after I'd already been sitting in traffic for nearly an hour, which is many times longer than it should have taken me to go that distance, even during rush hour). Then I spontaneously decided to make a stop at DSW Shoe Warehouse to get a gift card for a family member who's birthday is approaching. (You know already that this is what I'm going to get you, so I don't think I'm ruining the surprise by mentioning it here.) Not long after, I spontaneously decided to take a different route to DSW than I normally would have, resulting in more slow traffic on a normally free-flowing road.

When I got to DSW, feeling worn down, I thought that since I was there, I might as well look at shoes, even though I don't particularly need another pair right now (especially since I haven't been able to wear anything since sandals since breaking my baby toe about a month ago--subject of previous entry). I circulated among the women's dress shoes a bit, tried a couple of them on, continued browsing.

I was just putting a shoe back on the shelf when I noticed someone on the other side of the bank of shoes--the roommate of a friend, whom I have seen on several occasions but nevertheless don't know very well. I felt certain she hadn't seen me and debated whether to speak to her. After all, I was tired and melancholy, probably not the best company. Then I realized how silly it would be not to talk to her, so I called her name and said hello.

We ended up talking for quite awhile. I (spontaneously) started telling her about my day and the rotten conversation. She listened attentively, I told her some more, she commiserated, we laughed, she told me some of her work woes, we joked about shoe therapy and the dual benefit of talking things through with a friend while also looking at shoes.

In the midst of this talking and shopping, I suddenly realized that I felt better. I felt lighter, calmer, comforted. Endorphins had been released and clouds lifted. It was the same feeling I have after a long journal-writing session (writing is a tremendous form of stress-relief) or a good cry or a hard cardio session when I'm angry. The combination of conversation with a sympathetic friend and shoe therapy had worked! (And I convinced her to try on a totally hot pair of pointy-toed black patent leather shoes that she ended up getting. Score!)

I don't think that it was a coincidence that we were both at DSW at the same time tonight, standing just one aisle apart at that exact moment. I had all kinds of crazy delays getting there and hadn't planned to go there in the first place, and she hadn't ever been to a DSW before. Running into her there was to me a divine coincidence, what my friend Jenny would call a tender mercy. Thank you, Lord, for those tender mercies. I needed this one tonight.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

OBX


This weekend I'm headed to the beach--the Outer Banks in North Carolina, to be precise. I'm renting a house with 20+ of my closest friends, most of whom I don't actually know yet. This will be the second year in a row that I've spent Labor Day weekend in the Outer Banks and I do hope it will become an annual tradition. Of all the places I've been in the world both exotic (Bali) and mundane (Frankfurt airport), OBX is still in my Top 10 List. The dunes and surf there are magical, soothing to the soul.

On the agenda for the weekend:
1. Go to the beach.
2. Take multiple long walks on the beach at all times of day.
3. Get up early and go to the beach.
4. Take a moonlit walk on the beach.
5. Read on the beach.
6. Body surf and/or frolic in the waves.
7. Frequently apply copious amounts of sunscreen to my skin.
8. Eat lots of good food.
9. Sleep whenever I feel like it.
10. Wriggle my toes in that gorgeous beach sand.
11. Go for a bike ride (not on the beach).
12. Spend the majority of my waking moments at the beach.

(I must give full credit to Jenny for the photo at the top.)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

LIVESTRONG 2009!

This past weekend, my family and I participated in the LiveStrong Challenge outside Philadelphia, PA. This was our third year of participation and it was terrific. This continues to be one of the most inspiring and rewarding activities I have ever been a part of.

My mom flew to the East Coast for the occasion (oh, and to see her offspring) and we were joined for the event by her friend Anthony, who lives in the area.



The day before the event, my mom and I drove up to Philly from DC (sis and her fam drove separately to stop at a train village) to pick up our packets and visit the LiveStrong Village, where all the sponsors set up booths and occasionally give away free stuff. There was also a "mission tent" operated by the LiveStrong folks, where participants could write messages to honor those in their lives who have had or are currently living with cancer, or simply to give a shout out to the world. All the message cards were then hung on lines in the tent.

Here's our note for my brother Jeremy, who died of melanoma in 2006.



The morning of the event, we got there on-time and then waited forever for it to start, which gave us plenty of time to take photos! Here's a shot of some of the 6,500 participants waiting for the event to start.



Holly and yours truly. Check out my awesome (if I do say so myself) self-designed Hello Kitty jersey.

This is the back of my jersey at the start of the event.


Jason repined everything at one of the rest stops to uncover the cycling Hello Kitty on the back.



Jason and I both rode our bikes: He did 70 miles and I did 45. I had originally planned to do 70 as well, but when I saw how hilly the course was, I elected to do 45. My training all summer really paid off. The last time I did this course (two years ago), the hills seemed constant, as well as terribly steep and daunting, and I ended up walking my bike up most of them. This year, however, the hills didn't seem so bad, and I only had to get off the bike to walk up one hill--a long, steep, and bumpy hill that resembled a line graph of the rate of increase of our national debt in the last year.

My mom, sister and her kids, and Anthony all did the 5K walk. The boys brought their bikes (hence, Elijah's bike helmet) and rode them for the first half mile or so, at which point they apparently got tired and hitched a ride with Eden in the stroller. (Check out my sister's blog for more on that.)




The cycling course was beautiful, taking us through the bucolic countryside outside Western Philadelphia, through semi-residential areas and past cornfields and farms.




I was feeling so good that I bypassed the first rest stop and zoomed on ahead to the second, where I met up with Jason.

Then it was more gorgeous greenery, two more rest stops, and plenty of hills to the finish line.





VICTORY!!! (aka, Bring on the cow bell!)

Many thanks to everyone who donated to my LiveStrong fundraising account. Thanks to your generosity, I raised more than $1,000, which will help people now living with cancer, and support research to find a cure.

Here's to many more LiveStrong Challenges and to all of us living strong every day. I hope to see you all there next year.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Life Lesson from the Trail #2: A Little Cow Bell Goes a Long Way

You may be acquainted with an old Saturday Night Live sketch featuring Will Ferrell and Christopher Walken, in which Walken is a music producer listening to Ferrell’s band record a song in the studio. The guitars and drums start and the song zips into a head-bopping groove when Ferrell, decked out in faded jeans and a ratty old t-shirt that doesn’t cover several inches of his hairy midriff, breaks out a large cow bell and begins clanging. Just as the cacophony is reaching an unbearable pitch, Walken comes out of the studio, halts the music, and says, “You know what this song needs? More cow bell!”

Like Walken in the make-believe recording studio on SNL, I spent a good deal of my ride at yesterday's LiveStrong Challenge craving the sound of more cow bell. Cheerers and random ride-watchers at various points along the 45-mile route I rode--some at official cheering stations, many sitting in chairs on their front porches or lawns--provided encouragement, ranging from clapping, waving, smiling, and enthusiastically yelling things like "Good job!", "You can do it!", and "You're doing great!" to handing out cups of cold water as we passed by. Some of them also rang cow bells as we approached and sped past, particularly on the final approach to the finish line, which was awash with cow bell-wielding fans. Ah, how the sound of that cow bell spurred me on! A few clangs of the cow bell or a few words of encouragement were sufficiently invigorating to get me to the next rest stop, the next downhill segment, or the next encounter with a well-wisher several miles later.

My legs were tired and aching when I hit the 35-mile mark--10 miles from the finish line and just one mile from the last rest stop. I crested the zillionth hill, at the top of which was a policeman directing traffic at the intersection of two country roads. He spotted me laboring up the hill, stopped traffic so I could cross safely, and, evidently seeing my fatigue, shouted, "You're almost there! You can do it! Just one more mile to the next rest stop and it's all downhill!" I was too out-of-breath to properly respond, but I think I managed a smile and a weak "Thank you," as I passed. That was all I needed--and exactly what I needed--to give me the energy to keep pedaling.

Not long after that, as I was getting ready to leave the last rest stop, I got a text message from Jenny, who runs marathons: "YOU CAN DO IT! I am so proud of you!" followed by "GO GO GO! Ride like the wind!!" Lots of cow bell in those brief messages. Just what I needed to get me through that last leg of the ride.

In life, as on the trail, a little encouragement goes a long way. I never actually considered not finishing my ride yesterday--I knew I could and would finish--but I did need those boosts to keep me going--to push me to go a little faster, pedal a little harder, really give my all. I think we could all benefit from a little more cow bell in our lives. Giving and receiving. So break out that cow bell and let's make some music.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

A Life

As a follow-up to my previous post, I learned today, as I was at the final rest stop of the course I rode in the LiveStrong Challenge, that my friend and fellow church member Holly passed away at 4:15am this morning, after a months-long battle with cancer. I had been riding "in honor of" Holly before; now I rode the last nine miles "in memory of" Holly. I am grateful that she is no longer suffering and that she slipped away quickly in the end.

I didn't know Holly well but every conversation I had with her was interesting. She was in her late 50s and was tremendously independent and self-sufficient, and was always very matter-of-fact in her outlook and reactions. She never married or had children. She was a scientist at the Smithsonian, studying flies. How interesting is that? Holly was very outdoorsy and loved cycling--in fact, she used to ride to and fromwork every day. I was hopeful at one time that she would be well enough to ride with us today as a cancer survivor.

When Holly learned earlier this summer that her death was on the near horizon, she said she wanted to go see the glaciers and wildlife in Denali National Park in Alaska. She felt horrible the entire trip and had to go directly from the airport to the hospital on her return, but she went (thanks to the extreme selflessness and generosity of another friend, Suzanne).

Godspeed in the next stage of your journey through eternity, Holly. Today's ride was for you.

Friday, August 21, 2009

The Big Day

The day I've been training for all summer is nearly here: The LIVESTRONG Challenge will convene in Philadelphia this Sunday, benefitting the Lance Armstrong Foundation's fight against cancer. My mom has flown to DC just for the occasion, and my family and I are leaving bright and early Saturday morning to drive up, collect our registration packets, and soak up the positive energy from the hundreds of other dedicated cyclists, walkers, and runners united in the quest to find a cure for cancer and empower those living with it right now.

Perhaps somewhat coincidentally, I learned this morning that a woman in my church congregation, a friend by the name of Holly, went to the hospital last night. She is one of a very elite group who can claim acquaintence with not one but two types of cancer simultaneously. Last winter, she was diagnosed with lymphoma. Early this summer, her doctors found another tumor in her abdomen, the product of pancreatic cancer. Her admission to the hospital last night likely signals the arrival of her final days. She is not being treated for anything, but is simply being "kept comfortable" with morphine.

In the Mormon Church, we believe firmly in an afterlife, where we continue to progress and live with Heavenly Father, Jesus, and those we knew on Earth. This conviction is comforting to those of us who've lost someone we love, but it doesn't necessarily stop us from wishing away death, nor does it take away all of the sorrow when we witness a vibrant soul slipping away seemingly prematurely.

I tell you this to say that this cancer-fighting work is important. When I ride my bike on Sunday, I will be riding for Holly, who may not last the summer. For my brother, who died of melanoma three years ago. For my grandfather, who died of lymphoma when I was in college. For my friend Vivian, who was diagnosed with lung cancer at the same time Holly was diagnosed but thankfully is recovering and will, we hope, live several years longer. For my former coworkers Monique and Annette, who both encountered breast cancer--Annette's returning a year later. For my young friend Emma, whom I met in the Galapagos Islands, who had lukemia a few years ago and is now in blessed remission thanks to a bone marrow transplant from her brave younger brother Charlie. Cancer affects us all.

Everything we can do to combat this disease must be done. Every dollar I raise and give is personal. Every donation helps a life. Every mile I ride this weekend will be for them.

Here's to a strong finish in Philly on Sunday, and to Living Strong every day!!

It's not too late to donate. Click here to go to my personal donation page. Thank you.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Life Lesson from the Trail #1: Pedal on the Downhills

You've all been following my progress on the bike this summer as I train for the LiveStrong Challenge, which is just two weeks away. Each week, I've pushed myself to go farther than the week before, surpassing my previous distance records and giving me new-found confidence in my physical abilities.

Observing the behavior of myself and other cyclists during these long rides has resulted in the discovery of several life lessons, which I'd like to share in a series of posts. Today, Life Lesson #1: Pedal on the Downhills.

When I'm riding, I usually treat any big downhill as a little break, a chance to give my legs a rest and coast in the wind for a few seconds while gravity does its thing. Riding with bonafide cyclist Julio, however, I noticed that he never coasts on the downhills--in fact, quite the opposite. At the onset of any downhill, Julio tucks into his most aerodynamic position, shifts into his highest gear, and pedals like mad all the way down the hill. This of course makes sense when there's an uphill waiting at the bottom of the down, as it would allow him to build up momentum for the climb, however, Julio does this even when there's a big flat stretch at the bottom of the hill. You see, by pedaling on the downhills, no force or energy is ever wasted. In fact, the energy he expends to pedal is actually magnified, because it's being enhanced by the energy exerted on his bike by the force of gravity, allowing him to collect more momentum as he descends and thus take full advantage of the terrain.

The life lesson I've gleaned from this is that we should consistently be engaged in self-improvement and preparation for the future. It's natural when things are going well to allow ourselves to coast and rely on the momentum of external forces to keep us going. Prosperity breeds complacency, when instead it should be viewed as an opportunity to accelerate even more efficiently towards our goals, to get ready for whatever is on the horizon, even if it's not a massive uphill. Even flat surfaces require pedaling to keep moving, thus any momentum we bring with us from the downhill will propel us forward at a faster pace than we would have gone otherwise.

We discuss this concept frequently at church in relation to our spirituality. When times are tough, we turn to the Lord because we need Him more, but when things seem to be going well, it's easy to let our relationship with God slip a bit. We don't read the scriptures as much, our prayers aren't as fervent, we attend the temple less, we seek His guidance less. And yet, it's when things are going well that God can truly magnify our own abilities and help us prepare for whatever lies ahead, be it a challenge or more prosperity. In this way, no energy, force, or resource is ever wasted, and we ensure we are fully engaged at becoming our best selves.

Since observing Julio's downhill posture, I've begun pedaling on the downhills as well (most of the time). I've noticed that not only does the increased momentum make me go faster and farther, it also makes the ride a lot more fun.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Twinkie Temptation


Many of my long-time fans will remember this article I wrote for 31 Magazine a couple of years ago about my love of Twinkies and the sorry scene that resulted when I impulsively indulged in that attraction one fateful afternoon.


Since then, my 12-step recovery process has gotten me through countless potentially disastrous episodes at the check-out counter and 7-Eleven, enabling me to deafen my ears to the Twinkies' ubiquitous siren song. My steel-plated, reinforced concrete, titanium alloy will was nearly crushed last week, however, when I stumbled upon the newest incarnation of Pure Evil in a little bite-sized package: Hostess 100 Calorie Packs of Twinkies.

(Why does Pure Evil so often come in little bite-sized packages? It's downright disturbing!)

There I was, briskly walking to the grocery check-out counter with my sensible, health conscious purchases, when I heard the whisper of yellow sponge cake and was stopped dead in my tracks by the sight of the box pictured above, boldly displayed on a stand-alone tower in the middle of the aisle. I was lured by the friendly pep of the cowboy Twinkie mascot waving me over, by the full-color, highly texturized drawing of a mini-Twinkie bite, gushing artificial white sweetness. Only 100 calories, the box proclaimed. Was this indeed a guilt-free way to satiate my Twinkie love, so long repressed? Or would it instead unleash a Pandora's box of bingeing, self-immolation, and grief?

My hand trembled. My mouth watered. The sounds of cash registers faded to silence. Oh fickle taste buds! Oh imperfect will-power! How could I resist this too-good-to-be-true marketing genius in such an economy?

I did not cave in. After a moment of longing, I came to my senses, firmly told myself "NO," and removed myself from the temptation. A close call, to be sure, but victory was indeed mine.

(Dear Twinkie Cowboy, I'm still thinking about you. Perhaps someday we can be together. Love, M)

Monday, July 27, 2009

In, En, As: A Grammar Lesson

It’s been far too long since I attempted to make you all more proficient in the English language by posting grammar tips, so today I’d like to offer some wisdom on the importance of choosing the right vowel. The vowels in question are A, E, and I, when used in combination with one other letter to begin a word whose root is sure. (Bookmark this blog post, as you’re going to want to refer to it again and again in the future.)

Three words frequently get confused in our communication:

1. Insure
2. Ensure
3. Assure

The first two are homophones, meaning they sound alike but are spelled differently and have different meanings. Consequently, they are confused in written form, generally by writing “insure” when “ensure” is the appropriate word. The latter two have similar but nonetheless distinct meanings, and are confused in both written and spoken communication. Generally speaking, you insure things, ensure situations or outcomes, and assure people. Of course there are always nuances, but that is a good general rule of thumb to follow when in-doubt.

Below are the correct meanings and usages of these three cousins.

1. Insure. This word means “to provide insurance for something,” e.g. a house, car, fur coat, record collection, life, etc. Notice that the IN at the beginning of the word “insure” matches the IN at the beginning of the word “insurance”—which is how you can tell whether you’re using it correctly. Here are some examples:

CORRECT USAGE:
-- I want to insure my house against damage from floods and tornadoes.
-- Virginia state law requires drivers to insure new vehicles at the time of purchase. (Don’t quote me in legal circles on the accuracy of that statement.)
-- Michael Feinstein’s hands are insured for one million dollars. (See above note re: accuracy.)

INCORRECT USAGE:
-- I should verify Virginia state law to insure the statements on this blog are legally true. (Correct word: ensure.)
-- Tour de France winner Alberto Contador is regularly tested for doping to insure he won the race fairly. (Correct word: ensure.)
-- I will insure you understand this grammar principle by writing this clever post. (Correct word: ensure.)

2. Ensure. This word means “to make certain,” or “to guarantee.” Some examples of correct usage are:

CORRECT USAGE:
-- Following the grammar principles presented in this blog will ensure you use these three words correctly from now on.
-- I must leave work on-time today to ensure I won’t be late for Pool Talk.
-- This life jacket ensures that I won’t drown in the ocean, although it is useless in protecting me against sharks.

3. Assure. This word means “to make someone feel sure or certain”—not to actually guarantee the outcome of an action or situation. Here are some examples of correct and incorrect usage:

CORRECT USAGE:
-- The motto of the USPS assures its customers that the mail will be delivered in all types of weather.
-- Let me assure you that the grammar principles presented in this blog post are true, even if some of the statements are not.
-- The judge would not release me on bail until I assured him I would no longer violate the restraining order by stalking George Clooney.


INCORRECT USAGE:
-- Following all the assembly directions will assure that your Ikea table is put together perfectly. (Correct word: ensure)
-- I left work early to assure I would be on-time for Pool Talk. (Correct word: ensure)

I sincerely hope this post has proved enlightening and entertaining. Rest assured that the grammar principles outlined here will serve to insure your future communication against errors; following these precepts ensures you will never use these words incorrectly again. That's a lot of certainty in one blog entry.

PS A special shout out to Lindi for saying she loves my grammar posts and motivating me to write this one. Thanks, Lindi!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Things I Like #14: Pool Talk

Here’s the ritual: Every weekday around noon, my girlfriends and I start sending emails, always with the same subject line: “Pool Talk Today?” One by one, we weigh in—who can come, who can’t; what time; whose pool we’ll use and how long we can stay. That evening after work, we converge on the designated pool, beach towels in-hand. Ignoring the sunglassed gazes of teenaged lifeguards sitting stone-faced in their tower chairs, we nonchalantly walk to pool’s edge and sink our legs in the placid, chlorinated blue tub. Brrrr. One brave soul slides in first, proclaiming a little too brightly that the water is “so refreshing!” while she moves her limbs madly beneath the surface to warm up. Another session of Pool Talk has begun.

The ritual of Pool Talk, now in its third summer, combines two stress-relieving, rejuvenating, enjoyable past-times: swimming and talking to friends. For 30 minutes or more we tread water in the deep end of one of the pools in our neighborhood and update each other on our lives. Sometimes several girls come, sometimes it’s just two of us. We are all single, trying to manage our careers (professional and academic), our relationships (personal, professional, and romantic), our finances, our hobbies, our family commitments, and everything else that goes into a life. Pool Talk is an opportunity to vent, commiserate, seek and give advice, share news, and, of course, talk about boys. Last summer, we helped a friend plan her wedding during Pool Talk. A week or two ago, we gave advice to another friend dealing with unruly roommates. My goodness, this is beneficial!

Indeed, it’s the perfect end to any summer day.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Things I Like #13: 31 Magazine


Once again, I’m using my blog as a platform for shameless self-promotion, this time to promote the newest issue of the on-line magazine I created, 31. After a hiatus of more than a year, a new issue is up and ready for your reading pleasure!

The magazine started almost four years ago, when some friends and I got together to produce a little piece of literature for the Web, one that we knew would get published because we would publish it. Since then, it’s grown in popularity and the number of contributors has increased as well. It’s something we’re all very proud of.

Unfortunately, we were forced to go on hiatus when several of our contributors and our web designer had babies or otherwise became too busy to contribute—including yours truly, who had no spare time after enrolling in a Masters program.
I’m pleased to announce that 31 Magazine is back! We’ve got lots of great articles about books and reading, including book reviews, a Top 31 List, and The Grammarian. So check it out. Tell your friends. Send us feedback. Send us story ideas for a future issue. And most importantly, enjoy!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Pushing the Limits: A Cycling Story

The capacity of the human body to keep going, to stretch its limits, to become stronger, and simply to do what needs to be done never ceases to amaze me. I experienced this very vividly yesterday during my weekly bike ride, in which I was more than a little too ambitious in what I could reasonably accomplish. In the end, I pushed myself far beyond what I thought were the limits of my physical endurance and finished what I started, resulting in no small amount of muscle soreness in my legs as well as a tremendous sense of amazement at my own accomplishment.

A little background: For the past two weeks, I've done a 35-mile round-trip course on the lovely, scenic Mt. Vernon trail, which follows the Potomac River from Roosevelt Island (near Georgetown) all the way to George Washington's majestic estate overlooking the river. This trail features gently undulating inclines and a few tougher hills, winding its way through wooded areas and past neighborhoods, nearly always with the river in-sight.

In my quest to be fit enough to ride 70 miles at the LiveStrong Challenge next month (see previous post), I decided to do a longer ride yesterday, this time along the mostly-flat Washington & Old Dominion trail (W&OD), which starts in south Arlington and extends out more than 40 miles northwest to Purcelville, VA.

My plan was to ride 45-50 miles. Instead, my friend and bona fide cyclist Julio--for whom a normal weekend ride is between 100 and 125 miles at a fast pace--and I went 86 miles, starting in the Ballston area of Arlington at about 7:15am, riding out to Purcelville where we had lunch, and returning to Ballston at 6pm. Yes, that's right: I rode my bike EIGHTY-SIX MILES yesterday! YIKES! Obviously, many breaks were involved (especially on the way back). Lots of Gatorade and Cliff bars were consumed. Many muscles were screaming in pain at more than one point during the day. And the scenery was glorious!

More than once, I wanted to stop and rest just a few miles after our last break. Frequently, my legs were so tired that I wasn't sure I could keep pedaling, no matter how slowly I went. However, seeing Julio's back ahead of me, usually much farther up the trail, motivated me not to stop and to push myself to go a little faster and work a little harder than I otherwise would have so that I could keep him in-view. At other times, when my legs were less tired and I felt more energetic, we would ride side-by-side at a reasonable clip. (For me it was a very decent clip, though it was the equivalent of a leisurely stroll for him.) And there were yet other stretches, when I was feeling particularly tired, when Julio rode closely in-front of me and let me "draft" him--meaning he absorbed the force of the head wind for both of us so that I didn't have to exert as much energy to keep up the pace. Truly, his presence, patience, and encouraging coaching made all the difference in my ability to complete this course.

I'm sure we can each extract myriad life lessons from this experience. The point I want to make here, though, is simply this: When the situation requires it, you can usually do much more than you think you can do. Our bodies are made of tougher stuff than we think, meant to be exercised and strong and fit. This isn't to say we should constantly push the boundaries of what is safe or healthy. But when we put them to the test, we realize that our capacity is much greater than we had imagined.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

A Capitol Fourth

There is no better place to be on the Fourth of July than our nation's capital, Washington, DC. Yesterday, Rachel and Michelle and I went to Eastern Market for breakfast. The iconic red brick building that is the centerpiece of the market was recently re-opened following a terrible fire last year that ravaged the interior of the building and led to a complete renovation. Breakfast there is the stuff of legend, and patrons--including us--patiently stand in line for upwards of an hour for a plate of pancakes (their signature dish), French toast, crabcakes, or an omlet, all of which are well worth the wait.

I got the blueberry buckwheat pancakes, aka "blue bucks," with a side of bacon. Mmmm, bacon. We ate outside at a table with a bright red umbrella.




After breakfast, we checked out the fresh produce in the farmers' market area (I bought some succlent fresh blueberries)...



... and browsed the arts and crafts produced by local artisans.



In the evening, after a movie and some excellent holiday eats at Jenny's, Rachel, Ben, and Rochelle and I went downtown to listen to the concert on the west lawn of the capitol building and watch the fireworks on the National Mall.

Ben pulled off a truly awesome parking job, with inches (or less) to spare on either side.


Front bumper


Rear bumper


The highlight of the concert for me was the fabulous, inimitable, and oh-so-cute Barry Manilow, particularly when he sang "Copacabana." Unfortunately, I didn't get a photo of the middle school kids in matching red t-shirts doing an exhilirating running dance during Barry Manilow's set. Other performers included powerhouse Aretha Franklin, Michael Feinstein, some "Sesame Street" characters who turned up for a little fun, Natasha Bedingfield, and President Obama gave a pre-recorded speech to celebrate the holiday. Although there were trees between us and the stage, we were still able to hear the whole concert.


The capitol looked majestic in the sunset.



A little after 9pm, the fireworks started--a spectacular, 20-minute-long display of exploding lights set off near the Washington Monument.


I love DC! Happy 4th of July, everyone!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Verbage

I am constantly in awe at the flexibility and adaptability of the English language. It's creative, expressive potential is virtually limitless, especially when one takes into account the hundreds, perhaps thousands of words in the dictionary that we rarely use (some for good reason). And for those occasions when all existing vocabulary choices fall short, we have the option of inventing our own words to capture the specific concept, idea, feeling, or action we're trying to describe to our audience.

One of the best aspects of this linguistic mutability is the morphing of nouns into verbs. Just about any noun can become a verb nowadays, as evidenced by the phenomenon known as Google. Young users of the Internet probably have no idea that "google" is actually a numeric value, not simply a verb that means "to run an Internet search on." "Googling" is verbification (itself a new word) at its finest.

Other examples: I recently heard a coworker talk about spending his time not only parenting but also "spousing." A Microsoft rep, in a radio interview I heard not long ago, said that the company had just updated its spell-checker not only to include some previously uncommon names such as "Barack Obama" and "Osama" (as in, bin Laden), but also to validate the usage of words like "waitress" as verbs, not just nouns.

On the opposite side of the coin, my three-year-old nephew, when confounded by a vocabulary deficiency such as those endemic to small children still learning terminology, frequently turns sound effects from Lego Star Wars weapons into the names of the weapons themselves. Thus, a laser gun that makes a "bashoo"-ing sound when it shoots (according to my nephew's transliteration) becomes a "bashoo-er." As in, "I'm attacking you with my bashoo-er, Mace Windu." Although this method of word invention makes for some entertaining discussions--the interpretation of which is heavily context-dependent--I do think it's quite a clever way for the little guy to express himself when his grasp of the English language fails him.

Really, that's what communication often is: finding alternate ways to convey an intended meaning when traditional, perhaps more precise, terminology escapes or isn't available to us.

Now, if you'll all please excuse me, I need to go shoot some Storm Troopers with my bashoo-er.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

My Thoughts Exactly


"These beautiful creatures, and the beautiful landscapes that sustain them—and that they in turn, with their living and dying, sustain—possess a value and a virtue regardless of our dwindling connection to them. But it seems that there is a virtue and a wisdom in keeping some things beyond our reach: that the protection of wildness itself is imperative."

-- Rick Bass, "Wild Things," in O magazine, June 2009



And, to illustrate, some photos of these creatures and landscapes that are worth preserving for their own sakes, in the Galapagos Islands.


Giant tortoise in the wild with guava all over his face
Santa Cruz Island


View from a small volcanic islet off the coast of Isabela Island



Galapagos Penguins gathering after hunting on one of the islets around Isabela Island



Cacti in the lava fields of Sierra Negra volcano
Isabela Island



Tortoises between two and five years of age, cajoling for food at the Giant Tortoise Breeding Center on Isabela Island



Marine iguana sunning himself on Floreana Island